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RTR Meetup @ DTD

This weekend was the meetup of the RaisetheRiver regulars in Nottingham. I'm still feeling the pain of the weekend even though I slept all day Sunday! What a quality laugh it was though!

Too tired to do a full TR but I'll give my rundown of the characters I met:

Amatay - good laugh and did well to take down the £50 tourney on Sat night....as well as the last longer bet for £90. Asked Cogs a blowy for a cup of tea or something. Pervert.

Cogs - again a good laugh and it appears he likes his MILFs. Did me for a buy-in at cash though. Twat. Also something happened with a cup of tea / blowjob exchange with Amatay.

DOV - Local Blackpool(ish) lad and my driver for the weekend. Excellent laugh although he did chat to the entire population of Nottingham, one at a time. Probably not all there in the head. Led me astray to some hardcore rave club that was both shit and funny at the same time. Also not the safest driver I've ever met, but I managed to sleep through it on the way home.

Mr Origami - My room mate for the weekend. Came with us to the hardcore rave place and got right involved. Nice fella too. He tried to sell me some IT Equipment. I might even buy it.

Rubbish - Token Welsh chap. Had some quality stories to tell and had us laughing all weekend. When the first thing somebody every says to you is "Hello, I'm Rubbish" you know they're gonna be sound.

dD - Token Scottish chap. I think most of the converstations we had were when we were smashed so I can't remember much about them. Being Scottish he obviously kept up the drinking pace and made it to the rave. Also played cash on Sat night at my table for a bit, but don't think I gave him any money (I could be wrong though).

Longy - Quieter type but seemed like a nice lad. Didn't really get chance to speak to him much as by the time he met us on both days I was well on my way to being drunk.

One of the highlights of my weekend though was in the smoking area in DTD. It had been raining a little bit so the floor was wet. Some poor woman coming out of the door, slipped and regained her footing only to insta-slip again and properly stack it. Everyone was showing concern etc and there were plenty of people helping her out and I hoped she was okay (and she was fine after a minute), but I couldn't hold a laugh in forever could I?!

Bring on the next one!